大家好，我是玉米 ，你要是惹我，你就是爆米花！
Hello everyone, I am corn, if you mess with me, you are popcorn!
乖，有什么好道歉的呢？我又没打算原谅你。
Hey, what can I apologize for? I did not intend to forgive you.
手机在有电的情况下才可以玩。
The mobile phone can only play when it has electricity.
别的小朋友都回家了，你不用来接我，我自己有拖拉机。
The other kids have gone home. You don’t use it to pick me up. I own a tractor.
请手机自我检讨一下，为什么总拉着我一起熬夜。
Please check on your mobile phone, why always pull me to stay up late.
脑袋还疼，是不是知识太渊博要溢出来了。
The head still hurts, is it too knowledgeable to overflow.
妈妈说不能做个不三不四的人，所以导致我很二。
My mother said that I can't be a nonchalant person, so I'm very different.
如果你要拥抱我，请提前告诉我，我要把我的小肚子收起来。
If you want to hug me, please tell me in advance and I want to put my belly away.
可乐不能分给别人喝，因为肥水不流外人田。
Coke cannot be divided among others to drink, because the fat water does not flow into outsiders' fields.
我是巧克力，乖巧刻苦又努力。
I am chocolate, well-behaved and hardworking.
我知道你喜欢我，但是我找不到证据。
I know you like me, but I can't find evidence.
我从来不敢看男朋友手机，因为我怕他说我也看看你的。
I never dared to look at my boyfriend's cell phone, because I was afraid he said I would look at yours too.