一，刻薄嘴欠和幽默是两回事，别把没教养当作有气场
Bitterness and humor are two different things. Don't treat uncultivated people as aura
二，你说的挺对的，但我为什么要听你的？
What you said is quite right, but why should I listen to you?
三，我为什么要听你的让我善良，好让你得寸进尺
Why should I listen to you and make me kind so that you can push your luck
四，嘴贱可是要挨打的，到时候可别怪爸爸不认你哦
You'll be beaten if your mouth is cheap. Then don't blame your father for disowning you.
五，你告诉我你是吃了榴莲还是柠檬？又酸又臭
Tell me whether you ate durian or lemon. It is sour and smelly
六，说吧，用什么才能堵住你的嘴，马桶塞子行不行？
Tell me, what can I use to plug your mouth, can the toilet plug work?
七，天天说人家这那的，嘴欠就去医院治，别在这胡乱叭叭
Everyday,ifyoutalkaboutpeoplehereandthere,youwillgotothehospitalfortreatmentifyouoweyourmouth.Don'tbeepwildlyhere
八，能知难而退是我的本事，用得着你在这指手画脚？惹不起的人最好别惹
It's my skill to retreat from difficulties. I need you to tell me what to do here. People who can't be taunted had better not provoke
九，请你先不要说话，免得把口臭传染给我
It doesn't matter if your mouth itches, but if your mouth is cheap, you have to slap it twice!
十，嘴痒没关系，但嘴贱就得扇两巴掌了！
With your mouth open, sooner or later justice will shine on your face
十一，别只会说这几句话，一看幼儿园都没毕业吧！
Don't just say these words. You can't even graduate from kindergarten.
十二，长得丑不能成为你嘴欠的理由
Being ugly can't be the reason why you owe your mouth
十三，不好意思，我不是兽医，听不懂动物说话
Sorry, I'm not a vet. I can't understand animals
十四，言论自由，我正常表达一下，还说不得了？
Freedom of speech, if I express it normally, I still can't say it.
十五，有空一起去健身房吧！我看你挺会抬杠的
Let's go to the gym when you are free! I see you're quite good at fighting
十六，哪有什么善心恶心，我只有一颗对你的钦慕之心
There is no kindness and nausea, I only have an admiration for you
十七，请开始你的表演！
Please start your performance!
十八，你是文明遗漏的珍宝，你是限量款，你是绝版独苗
You are the missing treasure of civilization, you are a limited edition, and you are out of print