1、好朋友都忙着脱单，而我却忙着治脱发。
My best friends are busy getting married, but I'm focused on curing my losing my hair.
2、出题，是一些人的狂欢，考试，是一群人的孤单。
Making questions is Some people's carnival, the test, is a group of people being alone.
3、太久没心动了，心里的小鹿都成老鹿了。
It is Too long since I fall in affections last time, in my heart of the deer are old deer.
4、多年以来一直想和作业大吵一架，气跑了更好。
For years I've been wanted to have a big fight with my homework.it is better if it runs away.
5、肚子饿了就给我打电话，我嚼零食给你听。
Remember to Call me when you're hungry and I'll munch a snack for you.
6、那么多人都去撞南墙了，那我去修南墙肯定很赚钱。
So many people go to the south wall, I must be very profitable to build the south wall.
7、不擅于早起，却天生会晚睡。
I am Not good at getting up early in the morning, but I am a person natural to sleep late.
8、虽然我单身，但是我胖若两人。
Although I am a single person,I am as fat as two people.
9、傻瓜才做选择，我就全都要了。
Choices are for fools. I'd have them all.
10、日子照旧，梦想暴富。
Life is as usual, I am still dreaming of getting quite rich one day.