就这？
this one?
我只想骂人，但不想骂你。
I just want to scold people, but I don't want to scold you.
为什么你的鼻孔比你的眼睛还大。
Why are your nostrils bigger than your eyes.
你是个好人，但是我们不合适。
You are a good person, but we are not suitable.
你就好像莎士比亚没有士。
You are like Shakespeare without a taxi.
别那么大声跟我说话，我小时候被狗吓到过。
Don't talk to me so loudly, I was scared by dogs when I was a kid.
我叫上官南北，你叫司马东西嘛？
My name is Shangguan Nanbei. Is your name Sima Dongxi?
你闺蜜真好看，你是个什么玩意？
Your girlfriend is so good-looking, what are you?
你身高减去160还剩多少。
How much is your height minus 160?
你期末考试考多少分。
How many points do you take on the final exam?
喝不了就别喝了，不行整啤地算了。
If you can't drink it, don't drink it.
年底没钱了，昨天刚全款买了套房。
I ran out of money at the end of the year, and I bought a suite with full money yesterday.