开学进度99.5%，作业完成进度0.05%。
The start of the semester is 99.5%, and the completion of the assignment is 0.05%.
虽然我嘴上说着想快点开学，但是你突然跟我说马上就开学我还是不乐意且接受不了的。
Although I said I wanted to start school soon, but you told me suddenly that I was not willing to and can not accept it.
快要开学了，学校，我告诉你，你得到我的人却得不到我的心。
School is about to begin, school, I tell you, you get my people but not my heart.
当我还没走出家门口的时候就开始想家了。
I started to miss my family before I left the house.
真的是很喜欢上学，喜欢读书，那种学不到脑子里的东西真令我着迷。
Really like to go to school, like to read, that kind of learning not in the brain of things really fascinate me.
又到了中午午休和洗头只能选一个的时候了。
It's that time again when you have to take a lunch break or wash your hair.
在假期结束前最后的挣扎就是找人一起写作业。
The last struggle at the end of the holiday is finding someone to do homework with.
你若发奋写作业，便是开学的前一天。
If you work hard at your homework, it's the day before school starts.
买个票，坐个车，回到学校再挂个课。
Buy a ticket, take a bus, go back to school and take a class.
新学期本想努力学数学，没想到认真听完的有且只有第一节。
The new semester wanted to study mathematics hard, did not think carefully listen to have and only the first section.
让我看看是哪个倒霉蛋开学了，哦是我自己。
Let me see who the hapless one is. Oh, it's me.
开局一人一笔，作业全靠补，这个游戏太厉害，我玩了一晚上就把作业补完了。从一字未写到补完作业，新服火爆开启，百万兄弟陪你玩，玩游戏还送寒假作业。你的时间非常值钱，是兄弟就来全民补作业。
Start a person a pen, complete homework, this game is too powerful, I played a night to finish the homework. From a word not written to finish the homework, the new clothes hot open, millions of brothers to play with you, playing games also send winter vacation homework. Your time is very valuable, is a brother to the whole nation to fill the homework.
又开学了，暗恋我的人还打算瞒到什么时候。
School again, love my people also plan to hide to what time.
我希望我的秒懂能体现在数学上。
I hope my second knowledge can be reflected in mathematics.
世界上最远的距离不是生与死，而是开学后你认不出长胖的我。
The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but after school you don't recognize me fat.
小时候认为自己是白雪公主，过了个长假我发现我也差不多，白学公主。
When I was a child, I thought I was Snow White. After a long vacation, I found that I was almost the same, white learning princess.
告诉你个好消息：还有140天就放暑假啦。
Here's some good news: Summer vacation is only 140 days away.
学校像一座围城，城内的人想出去，城外的人想进来。
The school was like a besieged city. Those in the city wanted to get out, and those outside wanted to get in.